Now, I do not claim to be a dating or marriage expert however there are some l’il tidbits that I have observed on my Hot girl travels that are my personal dating codes of behavior or as I like to call them Coco’s pimp codes.
Case and point I went to an off site location for work this week and when I got there a honey arrived at the same time as me, opened the door and stood back so I could enter the meeting room before him. At which point I felt homeboy checking me out; but I acted like I didn’t notice. But you know how this thing goes I was studying him, at the same time he was studying me.
When we get into the meeting there are only two chairs left. So of course we sit next to each other. Ladies, I know what you’re thinking and the answer is Yes honey dip was sexy, he was tall, had a nice body and a cute face. The dress code was a little loud for my tastes but overall I’d say physically he was a 7.
Any how to cut a long story short, as the day progressed honey got bold and leaned into me and whispered ‘ I have a crush on you’ So I laughed but right there he killed it for me. Approach is every-thing ladies! Now remember, this is a work thing (code numero uno M.O.B) so we do not want to play where we eat but this cat didn’t even tempt me to disregard my hand book. Why? He didn’t offer to take me to lunch, coffee or even after work drinks he went straight for the jugular and therefore what he had to offer was very clear; NUTHIN.
Okay during the lunch break dude proceeds to tell me he is married but he is just sooooooooooo attracted to me. I died laughing, literally guys tears were rolling down my face and every-thing because I really enjoyed this guys lack of skills. Rule number two know your prey. You wouldn’t use a spoon to comb your hair nor a car to bake bread. When it comes to dating some Individuals fail to get off the starting block by not taking the time to understand the type of male/female they are dealing with. Let me break it down... some people think that all they have to do is get dressed and show up. Some-one has made these people feel that because they are aesthetically pleasing and have been told over and over again about their bedroom eyes, firm abs and smooth skin that they do not have to do any-thing else or have any other redeeming qualities. Think the aforementioned dude. Can you imagine the life this man’s wife has with this bloody swine? Damn!
Now lets not get it twisted we have all fallen foul to some bull-sheeeeeeeeeeeeet. But please at least challenge me. In the last month alone, dudes have told me about their love triangles in some cases quadrangles. I have heard about peoples monetary woes (refer to rule one) etc etc…I am constantly amazed by these dudes lack of skills and dating etiquette. I constantly ask myself who are these women who have dealt with you in the past. On the flipside I have also met some sweet brothers too.
This dating business requires time and attention, if you ain't ready to play the game as Ludacriss would say 'Mooooooooooove get out the way.'
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