Saturday, 25 August 2012

For Men Only ( boy is that you? Damn!)

Hiya Peeps,

If you have been keeping up with me then you will know that this has been coming. We have already put the ladies on points as requested, but fella's  now it's your turn. I know some of you will think that this is basic stuff; but you 'the people' have requested it, so I'm guessing it's needed. Now I'm not a man, so If I have left out any -thing y'all feel is essential then please comment.
Hair

Keep it clean and groomed boys. I don't care if you roc a low cut Caesar, cornrows or loc's just maintain it by washing it regularly. I have in previous blogs discussed some of the hair products that I enjoy so please feel free to steal any ideas.

  • Facial hair
Boys can you keep on top of this? If you are usually clean shaven can you deal with this regularly as we ladies hate it when you scrape off half our faces when you have let it grow in too much. I know hair bumps can be an issue but there are lots of things on the market to help combat this. Also you can try steaming your face before shaving so the pore are open up.

Nice example of a groomed full bush

If you roc a full bush please maintain it by keeping it groomed and making sure their are no food particle, lint etc...so that we can  kiss you when ever we want.
  • Body Hair
If you are very hairy can you trim? Unless of course you and you lady like it that way. But for the average girl according to my sources it is really weired to be sleeping in the nook of your mans arm and next thing you know you wake up feeling like you have a wig on as he has unleashed the beast under his arms which has some how ended up sitting on your face/head. Which would not be too bad, but for the fact it has not been tamed in years. So a light occasional dusting (light trim) with the scissors under your arms and below the belt can be deemed considerate.


Keeping Your Body Clean

Okay now down to business. Please make sure that you wash your boy parts properly. I'm not sure on the correct procedure (for obvious reasons) but feel free to ask uncle Google. The ladies are talking real bad about some of you, I've heard things like musty cheese and balls in the same sentence.


The couple that bathes together stays together
It seems that most of you know how to actually wash properly but regularity seems to be an issue; twice daily please.  I would suggest that you place real emphasis on pulling back any skin to make sure that you get it good. (If you are not circumcised) Do not neglect the balls guys this area is a hot spot so make sure you get in there with a wash cloth not just your hands and of course the booder. Now you guys tend to have a lot more hair in these regions so I would suggest a minimum of two soap ups would be necessary.

  • Hands and Feet
Clip your nails file down any sharp edges, and make sure your nails are free of dirt and debris. No-one wants their mate to get sexy if there hands are dirty. Word to men; this is a  real mood crusher. Don't forget to lotion them.



 Feet have also come up time and time again. so fellas if you have particularly active sweat glands in your feet. go to your GP and make sure that you do not have any underlying health issues. Once this has been ruled out please wash your feet clip toe nails. Dry in between your toes properly and wear flip flops in public swimming baths, gyms etc... so that you do not get athletes foot which can really leave a foul odour. change socks daily and inner soles regularly.


Side Notes

  • Brush your teeth and tongue daily
  • See your Health Care Professionals ( Dentist, GP) if you have a problem; don't just leave it!
  • wash your clippers/ combs and brushes weekly
  • clean your ears
  • wear deodorant
  • throw away old vests, underwear and socks ( especially if they have holes or are bad colour)
  • wash your clothes
  • Keep your living space clean 



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